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FPS Rantings

January 2nd, 2008

A quick review of Halo: The Flood

This review may come a bit late since the William Dietz book came out way back in 2003, but it’s something I’m used to since everything with release dates don’t come around as early where I’m from. If you’re a huge fan of the Halo series, then there’s a chance that you’ve already picked up […]

By Mike -- 2 comments

October 18th, 2007

Master Chief sucks at Halo 3

It looks like Master Chief is finally pwning others in his own game. Then again, maybe it was a lucky shot. Not only was the Chief acting like a total arse in Halo 3—his spelling could use some work too.
Warning: the video is NSFW.

Tags: fps, fps_games, Halo, halo_2, halo_3, master_chief, nsfw

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October 2nd, 2007

Breaking Halo news: Zac Efron is dating Master Chief

When news of High School Musical star Zac Efron showed up at the Halo 3 launch last week, we knew something was up. Combine this with the fact that Efron just ended his relationship with Musical co-star Vanessa Hudgens and you’ve got pre-diarrhea rumblings.

The excrement hit the fan when Dateline came out with a […]

By Mike -- 3 comments

October 1st, 2007

Tips and Tricks Department: Halo 3 vehicles

So you’ve started playing Halo 3. If you’re halfway around the world like I am, you probably haven’t finished your single-player campaign yet because you just got your copy the other day, and you have other things to do with your life other than play the game or fight with Master Chief because he’s into […]

By Mike -- 4 comments

September 27th, 2007

Halo 3 gives “sucking” a new meaning

If you think this entry is about my dislike for the Halo franchise, you’re wrong. In fact, the latest installment may have changed my mind about the series, but I digress. This post is about one of the most outlandish Halo 3-related news I’ve ever encountered. Yes, it’s almost as strange as Master Chief getting […]

By Mike -- 2 comments

September 25th, 2007

Master Chief uses plasma grenades for foreplay

You think the bit about Master Chief scaring Koreans is weird? Then you haven’t seen anything yet. This time, the MJOLNIR-armored hero is getting it on with your girlfriend.

It must be the beer talking, eh Chief?
Tags: foreplay, fps, fps_games, girlfriend, Halo, halo_3, master_chief, xbox, xbox_360, xbox_360_games

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September 25th, 2007

Microsoft should be paying me for this: more Halo 3 ads

Yes, the Halo 3 onslaught continues. Here are a couple more Halo 3 ads. Thankfully, Master Chief didn’t have to fight huge lizards for these clips.

This one’s pretty good. I love the way the Spiker looked, and when the veteran picked it up, the weapon seemed really heavy. Have I mentioned that the video had […]

By Mike -- 0 comments

September 5th, 2007

Master Chief fights giant reptile to sell Halo 3 in South Korea

And you thought Japan is weird? Wait till you see how Master Chief is being advertised in South Korea. Aside from scaring the populace, the Chief believes that fighting with giant lizards and dancing in the subway is one way to get noticed by the PC-centric gamers of the nation where Starcraft is king.
Don’t believe […]

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August 31st, 2007

Master Chief scares the socks off South Koreans

As we all know, Halo is a big hit in North America. After all, Halo 2 generated $125 million in the first 24 hours of its release back in 2004. So what does Microsoft do to introduce Master Chief in South Korea? Scare their socks off.

Fricking awesome.
Thanks to Patrick, the Ironic Gamer for sharing with […]

By Mike -- 4 comments

June 4th, 2007

Halo 3 might cause GTA IV delay

For real? Perhaps. Analyst Michael Pachter of Wedbush Morgan Securities believes that Take-Two Interactive might consider pushing back the release date of Grand Theft Auto IV.

Don’t worry GTA fans, it’s not like you won’t get your hands on GTA IV this year.

Pachter thinks Master Chief has something to do with this delay, but […]

By Mike -- 2 comments