Crap-Detector: Previously-released Gears of War PC reviews

by Mike on November 28th, 2007

The PC’s Gears of War stinks.

Don’t believe everything you read in the internet, even if they came from so-called reputable game websites like GameSpot, GameSpy, IGN, or Eurogamer. The reviews they’re churning aren’t always as “spot-on” as people say they are.

Case in point: The previously-released reviews for Gears of War’s PC version.

I took the time to read all of them today. Yes, all. And you know what I observed? Aside from the fact that they’re full of crap, the reviews also had a very strong similarity to that of GameTrailers’. The reviews glossed over the important factors that turns Gears from Xbox 360 legend to PC gaming’s latest tragic port.

And indeed, Gears of War for the PC is a tragic port. Despite all my efforts to make the game work, tweak its settings, and update my drivers, nothing prevents it from crashing back into the desktop or causing the PC to reset.

At this point, I simply cannot review Gears of War until a proper patch is released. Why not? Because I can’t move any further than act two. What use is a review if the game isn’t finished or even quarter-of-the-way through?

I have a good question for these so-called reputable sites: How did you finish the game if it had so many hardware issues? It’s either:

You’re lying and that you didn’t finish the PC version;
You played Gears in Epic or Microsoft’s offices.

Either way, you can’t be trusted.

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Tags: crap, crap_detector, eurogamer, fps, gamespot, gamespy, game_reviews, game_sites, game_websites, gears_of_war, ign, pc_gaming, pc_version, xbox_360

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