Top Ten signs you’re a Halo fanboy

by Mike on July 26th, 2007

Fanboy Anatomy

The name of your imaginary girlfriend is Cortana.
You make sweeping statements like “Halo has sold more copies than any other game AND blockbuster film.”
You bought an Xbox 360 for Halo 3, a game that’s not out yet.
You make excuses (i.e. “corridors are similar because the ring world is forerunner”) for poor level design.
You prefer using controllers over the keyboard/mouse control scheme.
You don’t put in your real name when trolling a blog that discusses Halo’s flaws.
You keep saying “it’s just a beta” when discussing Halo 3’s graphical weaknesses.
You drink non-alcoholic beer.
You don’t check your facts.
You presume that if you disagree with someone, they listen to rap music.

Thanks to “you talk like crap” for inspiring this post and Gizmodo for the thought-provoking image.

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